Faithful cadets, It is a very dark hour in the world of superheroes, and the universe has lost a great ally. One of the greatest heroes of all time and my personal idol and mentor The Midnight Viagra has been found dead in his apartment from an apparent sharp toothed Svendorian skreet bite. Best known for dealing his "4 hour dose of stiff justice" The Midnight Viagra was a god among heroes, and will be sorely missed. He is survived by his wife The Howling Vulva, and two sons Chip Fantastic Boy Dynamo and Milton. Memorial services will be held on Wednesday at St. Gorlabb the Incontinent's Cathedral at 4:30pm Skarlakkian time. Drinks will be served but you must bring your own mucus oozing flurg cubes. Perhaps in the morning I will recount one of my many adventures with The Midnight Viagra, but right now I'm too tired and too emotionally taxed. This is Captain Walrus signing off and bidding a fond farewell to our fallen friend.
Oh God I need some propane........
