Faithful cadets, some of of you may or may not know that I've done some things in my past that I'm not exactly proud of, and recently one of you has been incredibly insistant that I reveal to you all one of the things that I'm most ashamed of. As you all know I've starred in numerous epic motion pictures that are known and loved by millions, but there was a point in my life when I participated in some projects that didn't quite make it into the mainstream. One of these films "Superhuman American Ass Patrol 17" or more specifically the character I played Admiral Red White and Blueballs is the topic of this post. Thankfully the film itself has long since been destroyed, but I do have one surviving photograph from my audition and I'm posting it here so hopefully we can put this whole issue to rest.......
