Faithful cadets, while reading my good friend
Cap'n Shrimpstain's recent post about his beloved SS Steamed Zucchini I couldn't help but reflect on all of the wonderful adventures I've had on my own ship the amazing PMS Arthritic Badger. Perhaps the most feared vessel cruising the cosmos, the PMS Arthritic Badger has been my faithful companion on my mission to stamp out evil across the galaxy for nearly 60 years. She's got two of the most powerful engines in the known galaxy giving her a max speed of warp 25 which is double the top speed of any of her closest rivals. She's got 6 double barreled Scandozian plasma blasters hidden within her wings, a modified high impact Grosturian pulse cannon within her nose cone, and as if that isn't enough she can also re-arrange her physical structure to become her ultimate fighting robot form that can destroy 19 planets with but a single blast from her Eldulon ionic pulse walker. The PMS Arthritic Badger is dear to my heart and i love her more than i loved any of my 37 exwives especially my latest, Milly. May a swarm of Grontorian lactating crickets devour her face, the two timing Spondurian slave whore!
Below are a few pictures of my beautiful baby. This is Captain Walrus signing off!
