Faithful cadets, you may have noticed that I have made a few graphical changes to my Cosmos of Love. I've done this as a direct result of new intelligence that I have received from the IGCSAIPAFPR. It seems that yet again the nefarious Dr. Puddingchairpandamcgee has tried to throw the proverbial monkey wrench into the well oiled gears of justice. He was allegedly spotted at a cosmetic surgery clinic on Plastos11, and when he re-emerged he had a striking resemblance to a Greek singing sensation from planet Earth known for thrilling millions of elderly women and mental invalids. So, Faithful cadets, be on the look out for anyone who looks remotely similar to the evil doctor's new appearance. Take no chances! He is considered armed and extremely dangerous! If you happen to spot him waste no time with questions or idle chitchat. Beat him long and hard until he is dead and bleeding. Be ever vigilant my faithful cadets, and who knows, maybe some day soon I will rejoin you in the battle against intergalactic villainy.
But, until next time,
This is Captain Walrus signing off!
