Faithful cadets, Today I was officially given authority to take over the administaration of our beloved Cap'n Shrimpstain's blog by the executor of his will, Wally the Tap Dancing Wombat Attorney at Law. I've been sitting here for hours pondering exactly what I would do with our dearly departed cap'n's blog. How could I best commemorate his lifetime of heroic adventures? Then my gaze landed on a case of my special monogrammed edible ladies under garments, and it hit me. I have tons of personal possesions that are just taking up space on my beloved PMS Arthritic Badger that my droves of fans would just love to have, and now I have the perfect place to put them up for sale! It's exactly what he would have wanted! So here it is! I proudly present
Captain Walrus's Cosmos O' Crap! Let the buying begin!
Until next time,
This is Captain Walrus signing off!
